I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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