So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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