She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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