I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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