for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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