you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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