Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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