yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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