She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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