i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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