We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize