I can tuck mytits in my pants
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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