how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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