Rock
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Fuck
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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