But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
you had me at cake vodka
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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