Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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