real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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