Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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