It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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