I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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