But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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