Christians are straight up FREAKS
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
40s are totally the cure
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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