Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Its about making memories worth repressing
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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