he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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