Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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