; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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