your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
only if we run a train.
done.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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