just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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