have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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