I think scott just propositioned me for sex
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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