is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Randomize
