youre lurking in front of me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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