I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
wow bdsm is so cute
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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