I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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