It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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