Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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