He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Text me some of your sweat
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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