Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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