Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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