I faked an abortion last night.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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