Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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