Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
there is another microwave in the elevator.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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