bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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