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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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