At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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