I wish I could punch you in the face.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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