physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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