idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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