U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
