how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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