I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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