Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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