Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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