I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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