he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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