I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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