Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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